Here’s a nice shot from an upcoming episode (yes, we still make them) of Franks and Beans. Despite what many of you are thinking, Larry has not yet had his much-discussed sex change. Instead, we’ve got a new guest star in the form of Franks and Beans fan Lauren. In between shots, Lauren and I took a surprisingly intimate picture that seems to intimate (yes, this word has two different pronunciations and meanings…look it up) that the two of us are dating, which was never the case despite what my private journal may “allegedly” divulge.
Sharp-minded viewers will remember that the name “Lauren” was used for a character in an early episode of Franks and Beans. I will confirm now (ONCE AND FOR ALL) that the character was named after our good friend Lauren here, with the idea that she would never actually show up in Pennsylvania and ask to be on the show. This means that we will have to come up with a different character name for Lauren, which should be difficult because there just aren’t that many names for girls to choose from in existence. We’ll see what we can do.
Look for this new episode to air as soon as Larry and I edit the damn thing.